Please NO ONE call 999 right now unless it’s an emergency. The non-emergency number is 101.
I had a bit of a mental episode following the Manchester attack, and took it down because I didn’t think it was right to go so nuts on The Corvid Review. But you know what? Fuck it. Let’s go mental again.
Let me reiterate my most important points from that day:
Fuck those who commit these attacks.
Fuck them right up the arse with a big spindly cactus.
Let me address them directly (just in case any of those cunts are reading this):
We are not scared. And we never will be. Fuck you.
Some day, each and every one of you will die. You won’t die in your sleep. You won’t pass quietly. There will be no glorious afterlife for your kind. You will all die with nothing but a whimper. And no one will remember you.
You want a war, don’t you? Do you want a fight? Well, line the fuck up.
You know we’ll end you. You’re pathetic little limp-dick losers who resort to the lowest rung of barbarism for reasons no one with a brain cares about.
Face us in the open. I dare you.
But nooo! You won’t! And that’s because you’re all limp-dick motherfuckers. You KNOW we’ll fuck you so hard that your ancestors (who don’t approve of you, anyway) will be begging for mercy if you even dare to show your fucking faces.
Isn’t that why you have to be such scummy little shits?
OH, YOU WANT TO SAY YOU’RE SO BIG AND TOUGH?!
You’re fucking not.
Skinhead, Islamist-extremist, whatever-the-fuck-extremist: Cross me just once to my face — man-to-woman, and I’ll personally beat seven shades (or more) of shit out of you. I might only look a slight girl, but I’m not FUCKING SCARED. I never will be. YOU DON’T DESERVE MY TIME. AND NO ONE ELSE DOES. YOU’RE FUCKING SCUM IF YOU DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS.
YOU’RE THE PITS OF HUMANITY. AND YOU KNOW WE’LL FUCK YOU RIGHT UP WHEN WE COME FOR YOU.
You’re fucking COWARDS.
THE WORLD STANDS AGAINST EXTREMISM
WE ARE NOT SCARED
Fuck you twats.
And fuck anyone who supports these twats and their ideologies.
Sorry, everyone. I probably misspoke, but I’m just massively pissed off.